On typing Errors

http://www.zshare.net/audio/6052456183c7accd/

This typing Error thing has gone abit too far?

MR. Murage - Oldest student

If i was the guy's teacher, i would be pissed off. The guy ducked school for almost a month only to turn up in a swimming pool...ok...ok...he's being baptized. if he has the strength to do that then he should ask the teacher to home school him, since yet again he's ambition is to read the bible. he's achieved the target.

Sale Sale Sale

We heard this off Koinage street! (And you actually get bonus points? Do guys swipe with credit cards as well?)

http://www.zshare.net/audio/60237564ea221426/

FACE THE BOOK

Well, since we joined face book, some strange things have been witnessed. we haven't had this much fun since...well since our show! check out these status:-

i need to get out of bed and start my day, seeing as it's 5 pm!!

and a mchongwano which was to deadly to hold back

ati kichwa yako ni kubwa mpaka ukiingia swimmo wakidi wana lia - mami, ile ndio migingo?

talk about keeping the old trade fresh!

Lie of De'devil Naaa

Bobby Brown has said he's off crack for a month....

Pre-Historic Helicopters

So the Museums are looking for old artifacts to add on and refurbish their collection. We had a suggestion - try negotiating with the Kenya police for their helicopters

Double Purpose Slippers

So now, Ati mosquitos are resistant to insecticides, well, we have an idea that has been there since time immemorial.

Download and listen

http://www.zshare.net/audio/59971224e278d47c/

Kenyans Response To Museveni

So here's an idea being flaunted....How about we give all fishes in lake victoria ID's. that way we will be able to know Ugandan fish and Kenyan Fish...If you catch the others fish you just throw it back in?