Shenzi Type - King Of The Day

Tune In to Classic 105 every weekday at 4pm to listen or tell us of your Shenzi Type.

Today's king shenzi type:

These two wazungu's come into Diani beach and they do their orders, bookings and all that. The people around them are busy struggling with the English language till they (wazunguz) are caught speaking fluent swahili. Ulitmate shenzi type.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Thursday 31st July - Lionel And Lumumba






Nick kicked off the show with a story about Lionel Richie who back in the day wanted to buy his band a couple of benz's. So he walked in to the American equivalent of DT Dobie.
Lionel: I want to buy about 8 Benz's
Manager: Mmmmm, and who are you?
Lionel:  Lionel Richie, read on the credit card
Manger: leonel Riki, mmm let me call your bank
Hello, yes, there is a leonel riki here who wants to buy 8 benz's. would you check his limit, mmmm, yes, yes, ooo,kay, mmm. Okay Bye.
(overly excited) Mr. Lionel Richie. How can i help you.
talk about mather-rao!

he Went on to pimp mr Marcus who if you din't know is getting married On the 2th in Uganda. ladies State your claim. you have about 12 hours before the "i do"
The hour ended with him taking a log out of lumumba's eye, seeing that he's going to be the new head of the KNHCR. his link went something like this,


Lumumba - -the almagamation of the protensity of individuals, catastigating insidualsly amongst brethen of thyn folk. psst, ya'll know how i do!

What did not happen decided to take a trip down memory lane to celebrate the return of kikuyu cultural week. we'll send you this soon, if you don't have a copy!!!!
just perambulate around classic 105 overdrive for more.


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