While thinking on this, if you put yourself in an area where you are bound to be killed (note like the above scenario) is that considered suicide.
Post your comments.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Life to much for You
So after hearing, that one mr, tried committing suicide three times and it backfired, we came up with a life tight solution! Wait till Gor Mahia has a game, run to the pitch at half time, say something wrong about Obama and there you get your death sentence.
Monday, September 8, 2008
Methuselah Jelimo!
Well congrats to Jells or Jelimo on bagging the 71 million Ksh Jackpot. She is now not only the richest teenager but also richer than the vice President, who placed his total worth to 50 million ksh. But back to the issue of teenage hood! Is she really 19? Kwani when did they start counting?Just take a look at this picture.
She looks well over 40. But on a brighter note, she has enough money to through a national bash to celebrate her 19th anniversary of being 19 yrs.
Friday, September 5, 2008
90 days to clear the CBD
This is what Neema Told the city council about the trash in the CBD. A 90 day ultimatum or they will take up the duties from the NCC to provide the service to Kenyans. There must be a new head at Neema coz, NCC don't take well to ultimatums. But in a quick rejoinder the Ncc said " !"
More Useless Information - Title before Name
Here at overdrive, we have decided to give you a heads up before choosing your career. Take a career title and place it before your name, if it sounds cool then you're good to go! For example, Doctor Odhiambo works. But on the other hand, President Brother Paul Pattni - quite a mouthful.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
BURN IT UP
WANT TO KNOW WHY SCHOOLS WERE BEING BURNT? FORGET THE TEACHER, PARENT, CHURCH TURSLE OF WHO IS TO BLAME!
News Just In
Breaking news. We have just been contacted with new information. New terminology for adult content on the movies. Now apparently when you watch a movie and their is that kascene we call it - Season 2! but this is according to a 3 yr. old who shouted this in the middle of Waiting to exhale. Trust the team to take on the phrase!
In other news, an elephant crept on a man, surprised him and killed him. Wait... an elephant crept on a human being? How do they do that? are they capable of creeping? Then again probably the man was deaf!
Monday, September 1, 2008
New Orleans Hurricane Target
andere! andere!We were okay with the hurricanes being named. then they gave them sex, now there was, Katrina, Paul, Janet etc. But now we are at a loss again, how in the hell do they tell the race and nationality of the hurricane. A new one hitting New orleans is called Gustav, a mexican hurricane.
Guess one that hits the coast of Nigeria would be called. 400 million ksh to the one who gets it!
QUEEN LATIFAH HITS AFRICAN KIDS ADOTPTION
So information reaches us that Queen Latifah want to adopt an african kid. But she wants to know the traits of every country before she can pick up one. And what better way than learning about traits than through Big Brother Africa. And kenya is knocked off the list.
Damn, there goes my one way ticket out of this giant ghetto!
CONGRATS TO KIP....
So Nick and Marcus want to put up a congratulatory message in the dailies to the Beijing medal holders. Since all the companies are putting there as well. But since they are a bit low on cash so it has to be short. So since most of them are kale's it'd go something like this
2 Our Medalists - Kip(fill rest of name here)
congrats
c u in 2012
MJ 50? wait....
So on Friday Micheal Jackson turned 50 yrs. A great milestone but we were of a different opinion, that his other body parts like hair, skin, nose - had long passed this milestone. They look like they are kedo, 83. So we are confused about how many candles to put on the cake.
Just throw up the fireworks!
WE APOLOGIZE
So last week if you noticed, we were off air on the net. It was a crazy week. I mean with the star olympians jetting in and having a bash at the coast and Obama having a world class convention in colorado, could you blame us. Okay okay, we're sorry but we're back - 1!
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